And welcome to the Watch Diary.

It's Ryan Snelling here, Jay Williams, is on the other side of the country, on the other side of the internet, on the other side of the Zoom call.

What's up, man? How are you? I'm good. I, you know how sometimes my dog just like licks things

for no reason? Yes. He was, so I put a dog bed in my office, the office that you visited a couple weeks ago.

And this dog bed was like pushed up against a lamp and I don't

want it to fall over so I went to move it and it was like it was soaked in

slime aka his slobbert and I was like oh the fuck and it's just it's

like one of those things where you pick something up that you don't expect to be

soaking wet and it is.

And it's also absurd that like all the saliva

that came out of his mouth is, I don't know.

I don't even know what point you were about to make but overall it was just the

disgusting anecdote to start the podcast with. Yeah it's like being shoved inside of a

ton ton to stay warm, you know?

Yeah, that might be your most like overly used metaphor

when talking about Star Wars, by the way.

Do you realize how much you reference that scene in Empire Strikes Back?

It's because, I mean, as a child seeing that for the first, like, it's not every day that

you see a creature real or fake being sliced open.

And it's also just, imagine that,

like as a child, like seeing a grown man

being shoved inside another animal it makes no sense and

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