The Manchester United way
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s suckle on the teat was too hard, Ruben Amorim’s too soft, but Michael Carrick’s is just right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Manchester United way.
There’s no Blue Monday at the Football Ramble when Marcus, Luke and Jim have got more managerial chaos to enjoy at Spurs and Crystal Palace. Plus, Marcus’ aunt is still giddy from an absolutely extraordinary climax to AFCON.
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| 0:00.0 | I see a ship in the harbour, everybody. |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.9 | Old Trafford was rocking and chaos at Afghorn. |
| 0:07.7 | It's Monday 19th of January. |
| 0:09.2 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:10.8 | And I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:26.0 | Ruddy Nora, everybody. |
| 0:30.5 | Ruddy, Bloody Nora, the drama in the football world this weekend. |
| 0:34.4 | We will get to Afcon later in the show. |
| 0:35.3 | How's your giddy aunt? |
| 0:54.4 | I don't think I've ever known her that giddy. Did you use the red telephone you've got for emergency giddy aunt telephying responsibilities when things happen? It's a lovely. I'll reference that. I imagine she's still just jiggling with all the giddiness. Careful. Let's not sexualise it. I'm not the one sexualising that, am I? |
| 0:55.0 | It's Blue Monday. |
| 0:59.0 | People can jiggle in a perfectly non-sexual way. Jim, Blue Monday doesn't mean that. |
| 1:01.4 | It's not a sexual day. |
| 1:03.7 | Oh dear. |
| 1:04.2 | I think after that, every aunt in the land was giddy. |
| 1:07.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.5 | Like... |
| 1:08.9 | Every African aunt. |
| 1:09.7 | Well, I tell you, I think the earth axis |
| 1:12.1 | could have shifted. Yeah. I think it did. Oh my goodness. So as a result, we're doing that at the end. We are duty-bound to get through a load of Premier League nonsense. Get out of the way. Indeed, yeah. So do bear with us. Stuart Foot. Get out of the way. But before we get started, I want to remind you that your enjoyment of the Football |
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