The Manager's Office of a Miniature Golf Course

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone on and in planet Earth to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is Tatiana Maslany of Orphan Black! They chat about what animals Tatiana has seen in the wild, her lifelong fear of sharks appearing in unusual places, and her 11 year no-vomiting streak. Paul and Tatiana are then joined by Lauren Lapkus to improvise a story set in The Managers Office of a Miniature Golf Course. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
If you'd like to provide a location for the improv on a future episode, follow @Spontaneanation on Twitter so you won/t miss the prompt!
This episode is brought to you by Scentbird (www.scentbird.com code: PFT), Leesa.com (www.leesa.com code: PFT), and Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/PFT).

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome
0:05.8	Welcome
0:08.1	Everybody. I want to welcome
0:09.9	Every single person
0:11.9	On Earth
0:13.9	Planet Earth. Every single person in Earth.
0:19.0	Coal miners, dead people.
0:21.1	Morlocks.
0:25.1	People halfway to China.
0:30.8	Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that was a real thing?
0:34.6	Digging a hole to China.
0:39.1	And you tried it. and you got pretty far
0:41.5	you hit a water main
0:42.6	cause a lot of damage
0:44.9	because you were pretty strong for a kid
0:47.4	and you were able to get that shovel
0:50.6	right in there
0:52.4	huge geyser of water
0:55.8	the whole neighborhood hates you
0:58.4	you become a pariah
1:00.7	you leave that town you change your name
1:03.8	you have extensive cosmetic surgery to look like a cat
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