I got stuff for you.

Holy moly.

I need to get some snakes and release them around my house.

But they love eating people.

I love eating kids.

These guys are the scientists of the supernatural.

Lecturers leaving lessons for inquiring laymen.

They are applying the scientific method to a world that baffles science.

They are the cryptids of the corn.

Every day that you open your mouth.

I know, right?

I'm more convinced that you're abducted by aliens.

No.

And it just stood up.

I mean, it just kept going and going. And she goes, what the? These are idiots.

I was laughing reading this because I already knew how you would feel idiot. What part of the story

fits your balloon? Well, this isn't a UFO. But who else has big black wings and red eyes?

Um, Batman. Oh, Mothman. Oh, yeah well mothman oh yeah mothman well everyone i think

we know exactly what it is so say it all with me it was the sandville crane would you try it no

you wouldn't eat it no why because they're toxic. There'd be a lot of poop in my pants.

I've seen a six-foot alligator go swinging through the air and slam into a tree.

Ho! Ho! Ho! And Merry Christmas! I am the great and jolly, Mr. E.

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