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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The Man Who Burned Down A Whole Town

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Pete Hulne and Tim Meadows join Matt Besser for a special improv3humans! Pete, Tim and Matt perform an extended set tracing the misadventures of a renowned bartender through high-level mixology class, glory hole bars, a high school reunion, and the aftermath of a terrible fire.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only, improv for humans with

0:14.6

Matt Besser based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests

0:20.6

will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's improvisers are Pete Halney and Tim Meadows.

0:31.4

Pete do you remember the time I did shrooms on Halloween for an I.O. show?

0:39.3

And I think it was you. It was either you or Miles did know I was on shrooms until like halfway

0:44.9

through the show. Do you recall that at all? Yeah, I mean I know you were in the show but one of you

0:52.8

and it was me. What's the upside about it? Well in my shroom head you were for sure.

1:00.4

I think if we were doing a show I think I would be like, man, don't do that. I think the

1:06.8

argument I had later with whoever it was was what's the difference between that and having three

1:12.0

beers in the middle of the show. Totally different. Kill the mic. Why? I said totally different because

1:18.3

well first of all I have to say I've never had shrooms. Okay. Oh really? But it's beautiful.

1:25.6

But I think it's because a couple of beers is you know I don't know it just kind of relaxes you

1:32.2

a little bit. Shrooms you're like looking at me and I got like snakes coming out of my eyes.

1:36.8

Dale had a two two beer rule. As if two beers was acceptable but beyond that you respond

1:43.9

somebody. Did he use to say that? I don't remember. I would agree with that. He did. I'd agree with

1:50.7

that. And I don't remember getting on stage without two beers in me in the early days. I like to

1:56.2

have at least a beer before I go up there. Even today. Sure. I like to have a beer. But my memory I

2:03.6

was on shrooms. Talowee. I've told this story before but never with pee here.

2:10.4

And it was me and I know like half of us are doing shrooms and half of us weren't and I was just

2:15.3

sure that you and Miles would be mad if you knew. So I was keeping it from you. Who else was on him?

2:21.5

I know Ian was. I imagine Ali was maybe McKay. And Flynn too?

2:29.1

To definitely not Flynn. Yeah, I was going to say. I do not remember Flynn being there.

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