Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence breakthrough thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts, and Annabels. I'm Dan. Hello, Dan. I'm Lindsay.

Hello. And this week, I'm going to kick off the show with two very quick announcements,

followed by an announcement from Dan about some merch. First of all, we just want to say

that we're sending our love and our support to everyone affected by those insane tornadoes and

flooding and just, I don't know, this very bizarre, once in a lifetime weather hitting the Midwest,

the South, and dare we say beyond? We just want to tell you all that we're thinking about you and

hoping that you and your loved

ones are safe.

And then also second announcement, don't forget those of you applying for one of four $5,000

Cummins Family Scholarships, your applications are due April 17th in just a few days,

so don't miss your deadline.

Yes.

All right.

And Dan?

And a quick little April merch announcement.

Introducing the Demon Dog Tea and Jacket.

Check out the super cool illustration of a three-eyed, four-horned snarling demon dog that Logan has created.

In addition to that as a tea, you can also check it out as a jacket.

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