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Live it like you love it, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Football Rumble. My name is Marcus and Jim's here. Hello, Luke's here.

Yo, P.T. Yes, hello. All right, geezers. Yeah, everybody good. Everybody feeling sexy. Well, so am I.

It is the Football Rumble. Now the Football Association in a month in the Middle East have banned unusual haircuts.

About time to improve the game's ethics, of course. Yes. We've been in trouble.

If you could impose an unnecessary ban in the game, what would it be, Jim? What would it be?

I would ban teams in the relegation zone. Yes. Across the leagues from wearing a kit that would have to turn up in their underwear.

There's still be a lot to wear boots, obviously, and shinnies, but they'd have to play in their underwear like when you forgot on your P.E. kit.

Would it be done on the table as it stands as it stands? No, no, no, it would be for each game. Otherwise, if it was as it stands, you'd be scored a goal in another game.

It gets back on. Yeah. That's an interesting opposition, I think. Yeah, I think I go with that. Yeah.

And I just think it'd be a motivator, wouldn't it? The point of having to do your P.E. in your, you know, in your grundies was,

um, sometimes you wouldn't forget it again. Some players would love it. Some players would love it. I think the majority of them wouldn't think that's fair.

In the winter. Exactly. Are you thinking pants? Shinpaz no socks and boots, and that's it.

No, you've got to have socks. Yeah, they're going to get blistered otherwise. There's a lot of, a lot of, a lot of rare kind of wiferant, grey, grey sort of things.

Why do you know about law and a bear's pants? Yeah, I think I was pants out. Yeah. It's last game of pants. Yeah.

Marco Vouchmich, when he was panicked front of the Roma, he had a really sort of basic pair of pants on the floor.

Did you expect a little bit more, don't you? Yeah. Did he not whip his shorts off a couple of times to celebrate? Celebrating goals and stuff. Yeah.

Filthy day. A talent there. Yeah. What scoring goals? Well, scoring goals and also whipping a few kicks afterwards.

I have to do quickly. Taken your shorts. Yeah. That's exactly what I was about to say. Taken your shorts off as part of a celebration.

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