I was coding in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an iriserie sight for my malware threat score began to rise and suddenly to my surprise

it did the malware mash it was a botnet smash it It caught on cause of flash.

It did the malware mash.

From the Statsnet worm squirming toward the near east

to the dark web sooks where the script kiddies feast,

The APTs left their humble abodes to get installed from the Rootgate payloads.

They did the malware mash.

It was an adware smash.

It caught on cause of flash.

The malware mash.

They did the malware mash.

The botnets were having fun.

The DDoS had just begun.

The viruses hit the dark net with ransomware yet to come.

The keys were logging, fishing emails abound, Snowden on chains backed by his Russian hounds.

The shadow brokers were about to arrive with their vocal group, the Not Petia Five.

They played the malware match.

It was a botnet smash.

It caught on because of flash.

The malware match.

They played the malware mash.

Somewhere in Moscow, Vlad's voice did ring.

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