The Mall is Back and Filthy

Good Morning, Gustavo

Geoff & Gus

Leisure, Comedy

5 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Good morning, Gus! Coming to you from the Mall food court, it's a Starbucks edition of ANMA. In this episode, Gus and Geoff talk about Everything in the food court, Milly’s Sketchers, Getting the original Xbox & launch titles, Machinimating anything, Crotch trouble, Quoting ourselves, Awards, Bearers of the original grudges, and The day we took down Yahoo. Get an ANMA shirt at www.store.roosterteeth.com Sponsored by Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/anma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:00.7	So the mall's fucking filthy.
0:01.7	Okay.
0:02.0	Hang on.
0:02.5	All right.
0:03.1	Listen.
0:04.2	Everything here is covered in dust or grease or crumbs.
0:09.4	There's a car at the entrance that you can win, I guess, that is covered in dust and people
0:14.7	have drawn penises all over it.
0:16.4	Austin Subaru, if you're listening to this, send someone to come wipe down that Subaru
0:19.6	that people can win because it's covered in dicks right now.
0:22.1	I mean,
0:22.8	that's the first thing you see
0:23.7	when you walk into the mall
0:24.6	is a blue Subaru covered in
0:26.6	dicks.
0:27.3	We walked up to the food court.
0:28.8	I have to move chairs
0:29.9	because every chair I look at
0:31.1	is covered in Greece
0:32.4	and crumbs of food.
0:33.5	It is 10.30 in the morning. Nothing's even open here. How the fuck? This was covered in sugar. The table itself. There's a cart right next to us with no kid in it. It's like somebody who push a kid around? Where's the kid that goes in that? Why is that here? Why has that not been put up? Who fucking cleans this place? This place is filthy. How was this back? Who comes here? What is this place for?
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