The Maldives, More Sharing Toothbrushes and How Dinosaurs Became Extinct

Vogue & Amber

Global

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting, Society & Culture

4.6 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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This week, we're coming to you from the Maldives and joined by dolphins. Vogue's leaning into the holiday spirit wearing sunglasses to record the pod and is denouncing ready salted crisps, there's an Irish test for Spen, unbeknownst to Vogue they've been sharing a toothbrush and we're chatting where to get buried. Back yard anyone?

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by the all-new Dacia Jogga,
0:03.1	the award-winning seven-seat family car that's perfect for family adventures.
0:07.1	Shetje fucking face, Uncle Faka.
0:09.3	No, you're a cocksucking ass-looking, Uncle Faka.
0:11.8	I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I just don't like, honestly,
0:15.6	like there are levels to these things. And honestly, it's so embarrassing being a part of like this
0:20.8	toy. Did you not watch Saitfar? Yeah, of course I watch Saitfar. It doesn't mean that like we need to
0:24.9	bring that kind of human. Do you not think that's impressive that I know that I know those words?
0:28.0	The Uncle Faka song. Shetje fucking face, Uncle Faka.
0:31.2	Everyone knows that song. Okay, go think of it then.
0:34.1	You just... I won't do it. No, go on. No, no, no, no.
0:36.4	No, if you don't... No, it's...
0:37.9	Important people listen to this.
0:39.0	You're a cocksucking ass-looking, Uncle Faka.
0:41.6	It's just, honestly, like I'm not Joanne.
0:43.7	Like I don't entertain this kind of stuff.
0:45.9	Joanne doesn't actually like that kind of smoth.
0:48.1	Are you joking? She doesn't like that smoth.
0:50.4	I like it. I've never listened to a podcast to be fair,
0:52.8	but like I'm sure it's full of crude crap.
0:54.9	It's actually not to be honest. Not at all.
0:57.1	Stop looking at me. Look at the camera.
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