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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2015

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Last week Greg regaled us with stories of his fractious former neighbors. What he didn't say, or maybe he did and I forgot, is that they were so loud he was able to record them from his kitchen. He sent me the audio clip but was hesitant to have us play it on the show because he's a decent person. So I did the only smart thing someone in my position could do: listened to it 900 times in order to transcribe it so we could reenact on the show. Also in this episode, Jenna is still extremely pregnant and had a contraction, Greg and Daniel have app ideas and I have an idea for a cologne and also a shoe-musement park, Greg cries during movies and which way to lean while hugging. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from Donnie Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen,
0:06.5	his new best friend show, Tonight.
0:08.5	Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:10.3	It's the last show as a pregnant comedian, which means she's either giving birth or trading
0:13.6	comedy for a medical oddity's tour.
0:15.9	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:17.9	He's been practicing what he needs to do when Jenna goes into labor by staring at the
0:21.3	ceiling and praying for no reflective surfaces.
0:24.1	It's Alan Moss.
0:25.9	And he's a producer who, when he looks at nature, likes to keep his sunglasses on, so
0:29.7	that the trees don't know he's staring at their cute little fannies.
0:32.7	It's Greg Heller.
0:33.7	Chef Jeff is here to caramelize your tears.
0:36.7	I'm her husband, Daniel, and the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
0:40.7	And also Allison's hard-boiled eggfarts, saying hop on board the love bus and say,
0:44.7	Bonjour to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
1:12.5	Hello, my little lucky charms.
1:13.9	It's me, Allison.
1:14.9	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, his new best friend.
1:18.7	We have a packed show for you tonight.
1:20.9	I'd like to say hello to my guest.
1:22.5	Hello Greg.
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