The Mail Is Here! #08 - Simpsons Hit & Run sequel news, Milhouse's need for Bart, the best-looking Simpsons season and more!
Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
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4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | DeVille! DeVille is here! |
| 0:02.0 | Ooh! |
| 0:03.0 | Four finger discount, dude! |
| 0:06.0 | Welcome to the four-finger discount mailbag here for April 2026. We're going to be covering a lot of Simpsons news and answering all of your questions. I'm Dando. And I'm Guy. Yes, it is the first of April as you record. There's April Fool. Oh, shit. Yeah, I've got to do my annual April Fool's prank on the Facebook page before we are. |
| 0:38.3 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:38.7 | Okay. |
| 0:55.1 | Well, people are not going to listen to this on April 1st. I haven't blown it. I am not the fool. Well done me. Every year I do a thing on Facebook and it always links to the Flander saying, Now who's laughing? Do you think people appreciate it? I think people appreciate being fooled on April Fool's Day in the year of our Lord 2026. |
| 0:57.2 | It always works for us because we live in the future. And everyone in the States is like, actually it per fools you. You guys have fucked it up. And everyone's like, they're on Australian page. We don't care. We run the world. Go by our time, please. But everyone always, it always gets the Americans and those in the UK because we are ahead. So we've fooled them. We fool them, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Australians, we're just better at it than pretty much everyone. Yeah, yeah. The best way to be in April fuller is to be in the future. Indeed. I'm glad you've got a strategy for it. |
| 1:28.8 | But yes, welcome to the April mailbag. |
| 1:31.6 | We have lubed up our hands and dove right into that bag and rummages around and pulled out a few messages. |
| 1:37.3 | Water-based lubricant? |
| 1:38.8 | That's correct. |
| 1:39.5 | Yeah, we're friends of the environment here at Four Finger Discount. |
| 1:42.5 | Yeah, but we've got some questions to answer. |
| 1:45.3 | We've got some news topics to discuss. |
| 1:48.6 | And basically, we just got some banter to have. |
| 1:50.8 | Yeah, some good old-fashioned four-finger discount chinwags. |
| 1:54.3 | Correct, yes. |
| 1:56.4 | So, yeah, what's up? |
| 1:57.9 | What do you want to start with? |
| 1:59.5 | Let's start with the new story. |
| 2:01.8 | So I did send you a link. And basically, I saw that our... Ian and read. No, no, of course. I saw that our man, Bill Oakley. He's going to be doing something this month, isn't he? He is doing, well, two events on the same day, two hours apart. In Albany. Matna. in a... |
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