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Well, hello everybody. What's going on? I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social

Distance Show. Today is February 11th, which means my friends Valentine's Day is only

three days away. I repeat three days away. So just remember, to leave out a plate of milk

and cookies for Cupid or else he'll make you get a divorce.

Anyway, on tonight's show, Democrats make their closing arguments against Donald J. Trump.

Jordan Klepper is back in DC for the first time since the riots, and why being nice to

your Mimaw might get you vaccinated. Plus, Daniel Kuluja joins us on the show to talk about

his brand new movie, Judas and the Black Messiah. So let's do this, people. Welcome to the Daily

Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. This is the Daily

Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. Here's an edition.

Let's talk about the coronavirus. The only thing with more mutations than Rudy Giuliani.

There's good news in America. As cases and hospitalizations continue to fall, but with

dangerous coronavirus variants spreading around the country, the race is now on to get

as many people vaccinated as quickly as possible, which is why in Massachusetts, they started

doing this. Starting today in Massachusetts, vaccine eligibility begins for friends and

family members who accompany a person who is 75 years of age or older to their vaccine

appointment. Only one companion per person is allowed to sign up for this vaccine appointment

at a mass vaccination site, regardless of their age or health.

Hell yeah, Massachusetts. Oh, this is just like the club, but the exact opposite. The shots

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