This is my Mayo Cop

This is my Mayo Coppo

Oh baby don't lie for me

If I tell you my story don't cry for me

I'll take my time that's fun by me

This is my mea coo This is Michael Cohen of COPA.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayor Culper podcast.

So it appears that the former president has traded in the Trump train for an airplane.

That's right, folks.

Trump Force One landed in East Palestine Wednesday and did absa fucking lootly nothing for the traumatized residents still reeling in the aftermath of a toxic

train derailment, except to bring bottles of Trump water.

Especially thank some of the incredible people that helped us because we're bringing thousands

of bottle of water, Trump water actually, most of it. Some of it we had to go to a much lesser

quality water. You want to get those Trump bottles, I think, more than anybody else.

In an incoherent, babbling stupid speech,

Donald missed the part where his administration is responsible

for repealing Obama-era safety rules

that probably caused the crash.

But what he did do is he got to Kibbets with J.D. Vance and the town's mayor.

He bought some burgers at a local joint.

He signed a few stupid red manga hats and grandstanded like the fucking shameless carnival barker

that he is. And while Trump is good for abs a fucking looting nothing, both Ohio and Pennsylvania

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