Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film it is episode

two-one three shout out to LA 213 and as always it's your host if you

white away and I'm in the booth with my friends.

So let me introduce you to them. So first up we have the spooky Christmas Zaddy himself.

L'Lons with Geraldoi, what's good? Well, I'll tell you if you, if you heard a collective exhale around the country, it's because

Hallmark and Lifetime finally made their announcements this

week about their Christmas lineup it wasn't just me there's a whole cadre of you

know Twitter people and bloggers and podcasters who were on

tender hooks because usually in previous years we had this info by now but now we

know Hallmark's giving you something like 42 original movies this year if you

count the one that premiered in July and I do. We're getting something like 30 from Hallmark

sorry 30 from Lifetime rather, plus like more than a hundred this year overall

because like peacocks getting into the game and you know Netflix is still at it

and Paramount Plus is throwing something in there in

HBO Max Disney Plus has a home alone sequel like it's a whole thing it's it's insane

so you know you've got a lot of Mero Mero minutes coming up.

I was going to say you're going to need the Mero-Maro hour to get through all of them.

But I do want to highlight a film called Under the Christmas Tree that's going to air on lifetime, December 19th, and it's stars and is about a lesbian

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