The Mad Piano Player/The Aristocrats Strike Back (feat. Josh Gondelman)

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The Story Pirates meet a gas station attendant (Josh Gondelman) who likes to tell excruciatingly long and boring stories. Featuring two new stories: “The Mad Piano Player,” a song about a boy who plays an explosive piano piece for the king, written by an 8 year old from Dubai named Kenan, and “The Aristocrats Strike Back,” a historical fiction story about peasants and aristocrats addressing inequality, written by Charlotte, a 9 year old from Nebraska. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wow, we're really doing it, huh? Still flying through the sky. Onwards and upwards without stopping and without looking back.
0:12.0	Ooh, what just happened?
0:15.0	Lee, oh, hey, why don't the lights just turn off in my sauna?
0:18.0	I don't know. Lee, Rachel, oh, thank goodness you're here. I was just in the cat video room and all the cat video shut off.
0:24.0	Whoa, we're at the same height. What are you talking to me?
0:26.0	Rachel, Peter, there you are. Oh, how did this happen? I was doing a monologue and...
0:31.0	The lights went out?
0:33.0	No, I just did such an amazing job and there was no one there to see it and I thought, what? How did this happen?
0:38.0	Oh, but yes, now that you mentioned it, the lights did go out.
0:41.0	Okay, it seems like all the power went out on the whole ship.
0:45.0	Oh no, then how will we stay in the air?
0:47.0	We won't. What?
0:49.0	Sigfried, what are you talking about? You know how the ship is half Viking magic, half electric?
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	Well, right now it's just running on Viking magic and if we don't get to a charging station soon, we'll fall out of the sky.
1:02.0	Sigfried, why do you sound so calm about this?
1:05.0	I once defended myself against an entire stampede of Nordic polar bears.
1:10.0	Calm is my middle name.
1:13.0	Actually, that's not true. My middle name is Bjorn, but I am very calm.
1:18.0	How do we get to a charging station? There's one right up ahead on that cloud.
1:22.0	Ooh.
1:23.0	Okay, convenient.
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