Our guest this week is putting on a one woman show every damn day of her life.

Anytime she puts pen to paper or viral stunts on you hoes, this Bushwick E-girl makes a splash like SeaWorld and the only L she ever takes his 8th Avenue bound. Her public vulnerability has the whole internet gag while hitting a stranger's vape and getting a staff infection as her gag. Here to chat cringe millennial online behavior, psych ward grippy socks, and being the world's worst ex-girlfriend, writer, artist, and performer, McKenzie Thomas McKenzie. How are you? Really good now. That was awesome. Thanks. How were our levels? That was pretty exhaustive, right? Did we miss anything? No, I think it's kind of perfect. Yeah? I think it's kind of perfect. I think it's kind of perfect. All right.

Okay.

Thank you for coming out in the heat wave to come on to the only podcast matters. Lawrence, pick us off. McKenzie, thank you again for joining us. We know you are super busy. You got a lot of motion, digitally, IRL, etc. Can we do a quick little fit check? Yes. I was going to wear something completely different, but it was too hot today. So I had to go with a backup.

Sailor Moon. Yes. I was going to wear something completely different, but it was too hot today. So I had to go with a backup.

Sailor Moon. Yeah. People, people are always like, but the thing to me, to me, this is very French.

Like it doesn't, it doesn't give Japanese to your, maybe it's the middle of the Venn diagram of French and Japanese, which is kind of large.

Fusion.

Yeah, it's a fusion.

I'm wearing a sailor dress from Nihai that I got at Cafe forgot last year.

I saw it on their website and I was like, I really need this.

And I was kind of like DMing them like, please put one aside for me.

Like, I really need this. Is that you trying to finagle one for free? No comment on that. But no, I didn't get it for free. I paid full price for it. So it didn't work either way. No. But this is a sailor dress from knee high. And then on the bottom I have the shoes that I wear every single day. What are they? Which are my repettos that my friend Sophia gave me. Because I saw them at her front door of her apartment. And I was like, oh, bitch, like I really want those. I really want those. I don't have the money for it, blah, blah. And she goes, just take them. You only have one pair?

Only one.

You wear them every day?

Basically, yeah.

Are they fucking thrashed? I mean, if you look at the bottom of, wait, they're not bad. The bottom of this shoe. Oh, yeah. Well, that's missing a toe. Yeah. We should get some taps on those dance shoes. I know, and I have a good cobbler, too.

I just, like, forget.

She's got a guy.

If I'm stepping in a puddle and my whole foot isn't getting worse, I know, and I have a good cobbler too. I just like forget. She's got a guy.

If I'm stepping in a puddle and my whole foot isn't getting wet, then I'm like, it's fine.

Okay.

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