The Machine with Comedian Bert Kreischer

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Comic Bert Kreischer was visiting Russia on a college trip and ended up robbing a train (including his classmates) with the Russian mob. Really. Listen now to Bert Kreischer- The Machine! Here's a few links to help you get the most out of Story Worthy- if you're listening on an iPhone, all you need to do is tap the cover art while the show is playing, and you'll see the episode notes, including the links. There is one to subscribe, http://bit.ly/2eSlJZw please do! There's one to our Facebook page and to our email address. We'd love to hear from you, either there, or on our survey at wondery.com/survey. You'll also find some special deals courtesy of our sponsors like Hello Fresh (promo code STORY30) Casper Mattress, and Audible (promo code STORYWORTHY). It's good karma guys! See our Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and our California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Think of someone special and let them know it. Say happy any day with choice multi-store gift cards. Available now at giftcards.com.
0:14.2	Storyworthy media. The best in story-driven content.
0:32.3	Guys, you found it, and it's worthy.
0:33.3	It's story-worthy.
0:34.3	And I'm Burke Chrys here.
0:47.9	Welcome to the Story Worthy Podcast.
0:52.6	Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hanna Svign.
1:05.4	Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with.
1:08.7	Hanas Finney, and we're coming to you from the Russian tea room in Manhattan.
1:27.7	Oh, that's an interesting place to come from. We're spending a lot of money. Glass of water here, $48 for tap water. I wouldn't doubt that, actually. Yes, no, it's fantastic. Well, we're here because our storyteller tonight, Burke Kreischer, he brings forth the story, the machine. The machine, parentheses. Well, I know for a fact it takes place in Russia.
1:28.1	Right.
1:30.3	Parentheses is how I get involved with the Russian mob.
1:44.2	So there you go. There you go. It's like one of those songs that would have a title, but then the parentheses, like they just couldn't decide. There was so much information. They couldn't decide what to call the song. Well, I know this story, but it's kind of a famous story of Burke Kreishe's.
1:47.5	You know, he's become quite a talent in the last couple of years.
1:44.2	He's just everyone. call the song. Well, I know this story, but it's kind of a famous story of Burt Kreishears.
2:01.9	You know, he's become quite a talent in the last couple of years. He's just everywhere. You guys have seen him for sure. I've seen it outside my window, and it's really freaking me out. It's terrifying, actually. So he brings forth this story, and it's a pretty famous story. If you guys haven't heard it, you're in for a real treat. basically it takes place in Russia.
2:03.1	Well, let's not give anything away. No, I'm not going to give it away.
2:03.7	I'm just going to say that...
2:04.6	Spoilers. story if you guys haven't heard it you're in for a real treat basically it takes place in russia
2:01.9	well let's not give anything away i'm not going to give it away i'm just going to say spoilers no
2:05.3	that it is a tense situation in a country that is you know where there's tension in the air
2:12.5	there's tension in the air and that's what so that's what we're going to talk about where have we
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