THE MACEDONIA EPISODE

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media. Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast, you should definitely come out.
0:34.0	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them
0:40.3	before they are sold out. That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey and I hope to see you there.
0:55.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.0	Hello?
0:58.0	Hello?
0:59.0	Hi.
1:00.0	How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?
1:02.0	I am good. I am calling from Macedonia. My name is Marion. I love your show I just started watching it. I am
1:11.6	Oh hell yeah. Because I have Makadonia phone number.
1:15.0	Where is Makadonia?
1:18.0	It's in the freaking Balkans.
1:20.0	It's in the fricking where?
1:23.0	Balkan, next to Serbia.
1:26.0	Oh, is that in...
1:29.0	I'm... God damn, I'm so...
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