What am I going to do? Make a big announcement?

Uh, yeah.

You know what? I don't talk about it a lot either, but I happen to have a PhD in radio.

Yes, you do.

And I'm convinced y'all. They're definitely real.

I like when cats and dogs go along. Yeah.

Yes, you do.

And if I'm not mistaken, a nose is meat.

Who are these people?

Who are these people?

You're an idiot. Not exactly the best and brightest. It's called the scobie.

The fact that you use the word snotty.

Yeah. Or scoby. Yeah.

You're a great morning show name them. Snoddy and scobie in the morning.

I'm scobie. I'm scot. I'm not going to be sqvety. I'm not

not, sir. No, sir. That's you. That's not you. Okay. I get it. The gloves are off.

These are just ordinary boring people. All right. You seem like a lunatic. Let's do this.

The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now. In a way we are. Good Monday morning. Today is Monday, March 17, 2025, and we are the Kidocratic Morning Show.

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you, God, so much for this brand new day and this brand new week. Thank you, God, for allowing our safe return and bringing us back together.

God, time just doesn't permit for enough time to list all of the blessings that you have already provided.

But God, we definitely want to begin this day with gratitude to you.

Thank you for being our provider, our healer, our teacher, our light, and our Savior.

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