The Lowest Deck (Lower Decks S3E1)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
When Mariner goes rogue instead of trusting the Starfleet system, her mission hits the wall like so many of the Freeman’s houseplants. But when things look truly hopeless, reaching into the shockingly lifelike orifices of the verugament is the only way for the ensigns to save face. Will there be any tech bros left in San Francisco by the 2380s? Does anyone actually win in an offensiveness-measuring contest? Where are the lawyers at with the Ooby Dooby? It’s the episode that really takes it to the extreme!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | The share your embarrassment tour has been going great, we just got back from a bunch of |
| 0:05.8 | shows and we're about to head back out to Chicago and Minneapolis. |
| 0:10.9 | I am so excited for these shows, the three that we've had so far have been so, so fun. |
| 0:16.0 | It's a very different kind of tour, friends of the soda are not going to want to miss |
| 0:19.4 | this one. |
| 0:20.4 | Hey, you know, you might be one of those people, it's like, hey, Star Trek 5 sucks, I don't |
| 0:24.3 | necessarily want to devote time to watching it and then seeing a live show about it. |
| 0:28.2 | Well, let me tell you this. |
| 0:29.4 | I think this is the funniest tour we've done in years, so if you want to laugh your butt |
| 0:33.3 | off and spend a nice evening out with some friends of the soda, I can't think of a better |
| 0:37.8 | way to do it, go to GreatestGenTour.com to get tickets, if you are in Chicago, Minneapolis |
| 0:43.2 | or any of the other dozen or so cities, we're still planning on hitting on this share your |
| 0:47.4 | embarrassment tour. |
| 0:48.4 | Hi, I'm Mike McMahon and you are listening to Greatest Track. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm only going to tell you this once. |
| 1:19.5 | Welcome to the greatest trek. |
| 1:22.0 | It's a new Star Trek podcast from the Makers of the Greatest Generation, I'm Adam Pranaka. |
| 1:32.6 | I've been here, I love in that theme music, Adam, slaps. |
| 1:37.5 | Thanks to the goose for making a new slappy, another motherfucking slappy. |
| 1:44.9 | Yet again, we've harangued the goose into more work for us. |
| 1:50.3 | I was talking to the goose on the phone the other day, you know that he's living that |
| 1:53.6 | new puppy lifestyle now? |
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