They're disappointed not to find nut residue.

No nut residue.

Yeah.

Bummer.

Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown.

I'm Kristen.

And I'm her little brother William, and I wrote an intro.

Oh, okay.

To mark the occasion.

Great.

Oh, fun.

Okay.

Because we're covering the final episodes of the low Files. Yes. Which we've done several times now, the show where Rob Lowe and his son's Matthew and John Owen explore the paranormal. Of course, the last time we did was episode 432 in case you're interested in going back. Perfect. Yeah. So they always start with like a sort of emotional intro. Yeah. And so I wrote one for us. Oh, fun. If you would allow me. Thank you. Yeah. What if I said no? I don't know. That'd be real weird. I'd prefer if you wouldn't. Yeah. Since we were little kids, we've loved spooky legends and scary mysteries.

And when we found out celebrity Rob Lowe made a reality show about the paranormal with his son's Matthew and John Owen, we bonded over those episodes and debated whether or not what they experienced was real.

And we swore that one day we would watch the low files and discuss it

on a podcast of our own. We swore. Together, for one final time, that day has come.

I wrote a song, which is a song that already exists.

We need to film an intro of ourselves, like, in the desert with, you know, smoke

billing around us and stuff.

I was sitting down here last night watching this show, and I was just thinking again about,

I think I've got it, by the way.

I think I figured out how to make our own show.

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