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McChrispy strips are now at McDonald's, tender, juicy, and its own sauce.

Would you look at that?

Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious.

New mid-crispy strips, now at McDonald's.

The mid-crispy strips. Now at McDonald's. This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those

too scared to watch themselves. I'm Henley and I am too scared to watch scary movies.

I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to.

We are missing Emily today.

And she is going to be thanking her lucky stars.

God damn it, Emily, leave me in the dust over here.

I'm just going to be clinging to this family-sized bag of goldfish as like a safety blanket.

I am jealous. But family size, that's not even as big as the huge carton. That's the best size.

I know, but those are too unwieldy and too hard for me to eat while I'm lying prone in bed.

Sure, sure. These are more practical. I like say I buy for my children, and I do because, you know, May comes

into my bedroom and goes, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, but really there for me.

And I go through these goldfish bags, like nobody's business.

I love goldfish so much.

Oh, man, I eat a lot of goldfish.

Yeah.

It's like pretend food. It's like monopoly money. It doesn't count.

It's like, well, yes, you are going to need to cling to your safety, safety goldfish.

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