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Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about today? So Tracy wants to play a phone tap on her husband, JR. Now, he's obsessed over his Ford pickup truck. Meanwhile, their neighbor has this huge tree that was scheduled to be cut down, so she wanted me to use these two ideas to mess with him.

So I'm going to pretend to be the tree removal guy with bad aim.

Huh.

The tree removal guy with bad aim.

It could happen.

Let's see what happens in Scarys phone tap.

Let's listen.

Hello?

Hi.

We got some problems. The freaking guy behind us was cutting down that big maple and it fell on the truck jr the thing fell on my truck yeah well go get

the get the cops the guy's leaving what do you mean he's leaving where are you going yeah um uh just

going out for a lunch break what are you going to do about the tree on his truck um i don't know i

don't know it's not really my fault i guess i mean it's not your fault put him on the phone

you want to talk to my husband my husband wants to talk to you put him on the phone right now

hi um hey yeah what do you mean it's not your fault the tree fell on my truck i'm sorry sir we tried to notch it in a certain direction no sorry sir i want your uh insurance information your

carrier i want everything is it any way i could come back a little later like like two hours or something like that? No, you're not coming back later tomorrow. We're going to take care of us right now. Sir, I'm sorry, your car was in the way. My car wasn't in the way. I'm on my own property. Clearly, there was a tree to be knocked down today, and who knew which way it was going to fall? My car ain't in the way. It's in my property, you douchebag. You just saw him through that thing, and I was notching it, and I thought it was going to go one way, and it ended up going the other. And I'm sorry about that. The whole back of your truck is a little bent in. Maybe I could hammer it out a little bit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How old is this truck anyway?

How old is this thing?

What do you mean?

How old was this?

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