Welcome to Wild at Large,

on the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Prong.

Oh, the male silverback gorilla,

a pure picture of power, speed, and a package of elegance. You know what? I swear, that gorilla reminds me of my old college roommate. It's uncanny. Damage, Asper, just do the lines. No, no, no, no, really, it'd be great if we could do, like, a side-by-side and just bring in... Don't say it. Don't say what? The name of your roommate. Just drop it, move on.

Come on.

No, no, it's nothing bad.

He was a great roommate,

and he was built like a brick outhouse.

It's just the resemblance here is striking between this gorilla and...

Don't.

Now, don't what?

Don't.

Don't say the name.

Jasper?

My roommate Tyrone. Stay tuned for more wild and long,

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Narrated by Jasper Trump.

... And now it's time for your dating advice minute with Bill Cosby.

Now this letter comes to us from Russell is connected to New York.

I got a woman who isn't quite my woman, but I wanted to be my woman,

and I don't want to lose the woman to another guy who happens to be buried to the woman.

But she doesn't want to get it with me.

...