Welcome to Wild at Blah on the Nature Network, now rendered by Jasper Park.

Oh the male silverback gorilla.

A pure picture of power, speed, and a package of elegance.

You know what? I swear that gorilla reminds me of my old college roommate. It's on camera.

Damn it Jasper, just do the lines.

No no no really, it'd be great if we could do like a side by side and just bring in.

Don't say it. Don't say what.

The name of your roommate just died, just drop a move on.

No, no, it's nothing bad. He was a great roommate and he was built like a breakout house.

It's just the resemblance here is striking between this gorilla and...

Don't. Now don't what?

Don't say the name. Jasper.

My roommate, Tyrone.

Stay tuned for more Wild at Blah on the Nature Network, now rendered by Jasper Park.

And now it's time for your dating advice minute, with Bill Cosby.

Now this letter comes to us from Russell, is connected to New York.

I got a woman who isn't a quiet boy woman but a lot of the people woman.

And I don't want to lose the woman to another guy who happens to be buried in the woman.

But she doesn't want to get it with me.

And so I have a problem here in Russell.

You got a writer out to a Starbucks.

Maybe some local coffee shop with the upstairs in the glasses when I got the so cold mug.

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