Welcome. Today you found yourself at the intersection of the vintage and nonsensical.

If some of these audio commercials and sketches don't make sense, they're not all supposed to.

This show going back to 2014 was on radio and I would have to fill 16 minutes of radio spots

every single week. I think every hour. So there are hundreds of these which will be available on

mug club, but we decided to catalog some of them for you here on audio because it would make no sense

on video, hit a like and review if you would like to see more of these installments and enjoy and

you know make sure that your your your your sober otherwise these could be disturbing.

Welcome back to the Delilah show Emily you're on the air thanks for calling in.

Hi oh my god I'm such a big fan I can't believe I'm on here.

Oh that's okay sweetheart it's exciting when you're on radio.

Yes okay so I didn't know who to call but I have a problem with my boyfriend.

Now we all have problems and relationships the key is to be grateful for what we have.

Yeah and I feel like we've always had this connection so maybe you could help me.

Of course I'll always do my best.

So it started after a five month anniversary where I thought that maybe he was cheating on me.

Sometimes there's always enough love to go around.

Right but they were ill-founded and I realized I was just me being paranoid.

Now see you don't need to jump to conclusions it's more important that you always love yourself.

Uh huh right but then you started locking me in a closet for days on end and being me without mercy.

What was that?

In a closet and would beat me with a bamboo rod that he picked up on a business trip.

From Bangkok.

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