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Hey Conan O'Brien here, welcome to

installment four of the Lost Hans and Franz movie, The Girlie Man de Lemme.

If you've been following and I think you have if you're listening to episode four, if not, you're an idiot.

If you're starting with this one, it will make no sense. But, uh, yes, we are reading a script that was

written in 1991 by Dana Carvey, Kevin Yew and Robert Smigel, myself, and featuring what we hope

would be Arnold Schwarzenegger and the starring role. We'll tell you if that ended up happening or not. Don't google it.

And so now we're things are really coming along here. I think when we last left, I believe

Ralph, whose evil, evil Ralph, was sucking the flab from film critic

Jesus Christ. Roger Ebert and pumping it into Hans and Franz against their will.

That old saw. Yeah.

You've seen it once. You've seen it a thousand times. Okay, here we go.

After coming to his senses that helping others is more important than a career in show business,

Arnold saves Hans and Franz at the last second and the three head to Little Austria for a final showdown.

Exterior, Little Austria, Town Square, saying,

The habit continues for pumped girlie men are carrying the schoolhouse.

Reddenbacher is now digging a huge hole like a dog.

Courses and towns people are flying everywhere. Suddenly Arnold arrives in the Humvee with Hans and Franz.

Interior Humvee. Arnold reaches for the dashboard. We see a button marked impressive entrance.

He pushes it. Exterior Humvee. Arnold is ejected from the cab, flipping several times in a

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