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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The Lost Hans and Franz Movie Episode 3

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Hans and Franz must race to solve the girlynappings before it’s too late in the third part of The Lost Hans and Franz Movie. Plus, Conan and the cast discuss how they planned to snag the long list of guest stars intended for the film.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Universal Pictures, our rated comedy Strays is the presenting sponsor of the Lost Hans and Franz movie a special Conan O'Brien needs a friend mini series.

0:08.0

Stick around later in the episode to hear more about what we thought of the movie. Check out Strays in theaters August 18th.

0:14.0

Alright Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to episode three of the reading of the Lost Hans and Franz script.

0:29.0

Here with Dana Carvey, Kevin Neillan, Robert Smigel, myself. No reason to say hi. Really? Not at all.

0:34.0

I'm just some courteous and friendly. Yeah, and you're also chewing something. I think fine. It's a cut.

0:39.0

Okay, you can cow in the corner. Cut. We find ourselves in this episode were in Beverly Hills and I think there's an evil plot.

0:52.0

Oh, yes. It's it. That's it. Work here. Some girly man abductions are going to take place. So what's set the scene?

1:00.0

Stereo, your Beverly Hills day, muscle men goons walking purposely down a Beverly Hills street. They kicked down a door Russian emerge with Gavin Cloud in mid eating of a sandwich.

1:16.0

The actor who played the captain on the loveboat, a goon spray paints one less girly man on the wall. Oh, Bob Sagitt was in this. Oh, sure. God rest your soul, Bob.

1:27.0

I thought about you. What about Gavin? What about his soul? Oh, right. What about Ebert? Yeah. Oh, he's like sag. It's got the only soul around here. I knew Gavin McCloud. That man had no soul.

1:42.0

Bob Sagitt on the set of his show, a net is thrown over him in muscle men goons, drag him off insert TV screen. A newscast in progress. A picture of John Ritter.

1:52.0

Oh, my God. Anyone alive in the world? What do you know what you take? What's your take on his soul? Would you like God to rest it?

1:59.0

I take it. My take it is that this script is like the ring. Oh, yeah. Anybody who's in it's been 30 years. Let's do it just a blanket. God rest everyone on this movie.

2:10.0

No longer here. Who's in search TV screen. A newscast in progress. A picture of a very much alive John Ritter over the anchor woman's shoulder subtitled girly nap.

2:20.0

Once again, a message was left this time reading what a complete girly man. The total is now at 16 girly nappings as insert another report.

2:29.0

A possible breakthrough in the girly nap mystery. The term girly man has been traced to an obscure body building program.

2:36.0

A clip of pumping up with Hans and Franz is played. That was canceled not long ago before the first girly nap occurred.

2:42.0

Interior Arnold's living room later Hans and Franz and Arnold are lounging in their later hosin.

2:49.0

Each drinking a blender full of protein shake. What do they mean obscure? Yeah, this is not good. Why?

2:56.0

Why? Jealous will antiv? We got big problems. Someone is jealous.

3:04.0

Arnold's size and frustration exterior Arnold house night.

3:07.0

Glass. Smooth some gloves and exterior Arnold's house night. A slew of police cars descend upon the house.

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