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🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:00.0 | Universal Pictures, our rated comedy Strays is the presenting sponsor of the Lost Hans and Franz movie a special Conan O'Brien needs a friend mini series. |
0:08.0 | Stick around later in the episode to hear more about what we thought of the movie. Check out Strays in theaters August 18th. |
0:14.0 | Alright Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to episode three of the reading of the Lost Hans and Franz script. |
0:29.0 | Here with Dana Carvey, Kevin Neillan, Robert Smigel, myself. No reason to say hi. Really? Not at all. |
0:34.0 | I'm just some courteous and friendly. Yeah, and you're also chewing something. I think fine. It's a cut. |
0:39.0 | Okay, you can cow in the corner. Cut. We find ourselves in this episode were in Beverly Hills and I think there's an evil plot. |
0:52.0 | Oh, yes. It's it. That's it. Work here. Some girly man abductions are going to take place. So what's set the scene? |
1:00.0 | Stereo, your Beverly Hills day, muscle men goons walking purposely down a Beverly Hills street. They kicked down a door Russian emerge with Gavin Cloud in mid eating of a sandwich. |
1:16.0 | The actor who played the captain on the loveboat, a goon spray paints one less girly man on the wall. Oh, Bob Sagitt was in this. Oh, sure. God rest your soul, Bob. |
1:27.0 | I thought about you. What about Gavin? What about his soul? Oh, right. What about Ebert? Yeah. Oh, he's like sag. It's got the only soul around here. I knew Gavin McCloud. That man had no soul. |
1:42.0 | Bob Sagitt on the set of his show, a net is thrown over him in muscle men goons, drag him off insert TV screen. A newscast in progress. A picture of John Ritter. |
1:52.0 | Oh, my God. Anyone alive in the world? What do you know what you take? What's your take on his soul? Would you like God to rest it? |
1:59.0 | I take it. My take it is that this script is like the ring. Oh, yeah. Anybody who's in it's been 30 years. Let's do it just a blanket. God rest everyone on this movie. |
2:10.0 | No longer here. Who's in search TV screen. A newscast in progress. A picture of a very much alive John Ritter over the anchor woman's shoulder subtitled girly nap. |
2:20.0 | Once again, a message was left this time reading what a complete girly man. The total is now at 16 girly nappings as insert another report. |
2:29.0 | A possible breakthrough in the girly nap mystery. The term girly man has been traced to an obscure body building program. |
2:36.0 | A clip of pumping up with Hans and Franz is played. That was canceled not long ago before the first girly nap occurred. |
2:42.0 | Interior Arnold's living room later Hans and Franz and Arnold are lounging in their later hosin. |
2:49.0 | Each drinking a blender full of protein shake. What do they mean obscure? Yeah, this is not good. Why? |
2:56.0 | Why? Jealous will antiv? We got big problems. Someone is jealous. |
3:04.0 | Arnold's size and frustration exterior Arnold house night. |
3:07.0 | Glass. Smooth some gloves and exterior Arnold's house night. A slew of police cars descend upon the house. |
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