4.8 • 57.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | Universal Pictures, our rated comedy Strays is the presenting sponsor of the lost Hans and Franz movie a special Conan O'Brien needs a friend |
0:07.4 | Many series stick around later in the episode to hear more about what we thought of the movie check out Stray's in theaters August 18th |
0:20.4 | Hey, welcome to a very special edition of Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I am thrilled that we are here |
0:27.6 | This is this is unique. This is a real occasion. Yes, you're all of course familiar with Hans and Franz |
0:36.3 | Dana Carvey Kevin Ewan's classic bodybuilder characters from SNL |
0:42.4 | These were monsters. He were monster characters. Everyone was doing the Hans and Franz all across America |
0:49.4 | It was big is a big deal, but a lesser known fact is that Dana Kevin Robert Smigel and myself |
0:56.9 | wrote a feature length |
0:58.9 | Hans and Franz movie way back in the year of our Lord |
1:03.1 | 1991 it was a musical is an incredible vision and it was shockingly never made |
1:08.8 | You know the only movie based on SNL characters that wasn't turned into a movie |
1:15.3 | No one has ever seen or heard this script |
1:18.6 | Dot dot dot until today. I am here in studio with Dana Carvey Kevin Neeland |
1:26.0 | And Robert Smigel. This is the first time any of them have spoken to each other since the movie |
1:31.8 | fell apart |
1:33.8 | Everyone in this room has refused to speak to each other, but now we have come together put aside our differences |
1:39.3 | put aside our differences and we are going to read selections from Hans and Franz the girly man dilemma |
1:47.3 | A title you probably couldn't use today Hans and Franz the girly man dilemma remember it was 1991 |
1:54.5 | We're safe sorry. We're going to read this more than 30 years after we wrote it gentlemen |
1:59.7 | First of all, I'm thrilled that we could all be here Dana good to see you Robert how you guys doing Kevin? Oh well |
2:06.1 | Just Kevin how are you over the moon to be here? Yeah to see that you are still in the business |
2:12.4 | Thank you Kevin stuff that we predicted in 1991 |
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