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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The Lost Hans and Franz Movie Episode 1

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Conan is joined by Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon, and Robert Smigel along with the Team Coco staff to perform selections from the unproduced screenplay for Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma, more than 30 years after its original conception. Hear them now and believe them later - this script is going to PUMP YOU UP!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Universal Pictures, our rated comedy Strays is the presenting sponsor of the lost Hans and Franz movie a special Conan O'Brien needs a friend

0:07.4

Many series stick around later in the episode to hear more about what we thought of the movie check out Stray's in theaters August 18th

0:20.4

Hey, welcome to a very special edition of Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I am thrilled that we are here

0:27.6

This is this is unique. This is a real occasion. Yes, you're all of course familiar with Hans and Franz

0:36.3

Dana Carvey Kevin Ewan's classic bodybuilder characters from SNL

0:42.4

These were monsters. He were monster characters. Everyone was doing the Hans and Franz all across America

0:49.4

It was big is a big deal, but a lesser known fact is that Dana Kevin Robert Smigel and myself

0:56.9

wrote a feature length

0:58.9

Hans and Franz movie way back in the year of our Lord

1:03.1

1991 it was a musical is an incredible vision and it was shockingly never made

1:08.8

You know the only movie based on SNL characters that wasn't turned into a movie

1:15.3

No one has ever seen or heard this script

1:18.6

Dot dot dot until today. I am here in studio with Dana Carvey Kevin Neeland

1:26.0

And Robert Smigel. This is the first time any of them have spoken to each other since the movie

1:31.8

fell apart

1:33.8

Everyone in this room has refused to speak to each other, but now we have come together put aside our differences

1:39.3

put aside our differences and we are going to read selections from Hans and Franz the girly man dilemma

1:47.3

A title you probably couldn't use today Hans and Franz the girly man dilemma remember it was 1991

1:54.5

We're safe sorry. We're going to read this more than 30 years after we wrote it gentlemen

1:59.7

First of all, I'm thrilled that we could all be here Dana good to see you Robert how you guys doing Kevin? Oh well

2:06.1

Just Kevin how are you over the moon to be here? Yeah to see that you are still in the business

2:12.4

Thank you Kevin stuff that we predicted in 1991

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