Hello, hello, hello. It's me, Carly, the host of your favorite podcast. You know, the one you can't tell anyone about. The secret one, where I investigate thrilling mysteries from the past and you come with me. And boy, do I have a great one for you today.

It's an early American enigma full of coded messages, Spanish conquistadors, and Carolina explorers.

So keep on listening.

I'm Carly Q, and this is Who, When, Wow, Mystery Edition.

Our past is vast and wild.

Many things have brought us to this day.

As history has been compiled, some important details have slipped away.

In our spectacular shared existence,

we consider it our business

to recognize a few folks you may not know.

Made important inventions.

Asked all the right questions

History will never be the same The first thing I did when I got into work this morning.

Have you seen it?

And out flyers for a certain stapler of mine that's gone missing.

Excuse me, have you seen this stapler?

And not just any stapler.

Hi, yes, this stapler?

My favorite stapler!

Stapley!

It's just my absolute favorite stapler in the whole wide world.

I am sad to say that it is probably my own fault.

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