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Right there under the carefully balanced timepiece. See, that's how you can tell what time it is. You just watch the grains of sand runneth over. We have a clock. That's all the stage that I normally look at. I love that it's face down, too. It's like, not only is it broken, it's like, oh, lay it to rest. Yeah, this is a good death. So this is a patch. we were talking about video games, video game news, and the slowest game news week of the year. It's like right. It's like the calm before the storm. Like all the big games are about to come out. All the big news is about it come out. So it's, it's quiet. It shouldn't be this quiet at this time of year. This is usually a ride-around when we start really picking up in news. I think it's next week. Well, well, because of so many games being delayed and everything else. Why is Assassin's Creed coming out on a Thursday? That's weird. Is it Friday? Is it Thursday or Friday? I think it's Friday. Why is it coming out on a Friday? Are they following like the Nintendo model now where games come out on Friday? They pick their own day. Oh, they're special. There's a different day that games come out in the UK though. Really? I think it's Friday also. So maybe it's that. Why do games come out on Tuesdays? I thought it was part of CD sales because like CDs come out on Tuesday. Right. New music comes out on Tuesdays.

Right.

Like I know DVDs do, but I think you're right.

I think those come on Tuesday because CDs came on Tuesday. But like who picked Tuesday? It seems like one of the worst possible choices. Why don't games come out like on a Thursday or a Friday? But to be fair, if a game came out on a Friday,

I bet a lot of people could get a Friday off easier and line up for a game.

So maybe it's to keep crowds down.

There you go. But to be fair, if a game came out on a Friday, I bet a lot of people could get a Friday off easier and line up for a game.

So maybe it's to keep crowds down.

There you go, yeah. See, Tuesdays, no one wants to give you a Tuesday off. Like, Monday, it's like, oh, a weekend. It's got to be, yeah. So I bet you're in line Monday. You need Monday and Tuesday off. No one's taking two days off to line for a game.

Push it through the whole week.

If it's a midnight, whatever.

Digital. I can't believe you indulge my... and Tuesday off. No one's taking two days off to live for a game. Push it through the whole week.

If it's a midnight, whatever.

Digital. I can't believe you indulge my stupid argument. I don't know. I'm grasping at straws here. Well, digital, like, there's no reason for that. No, I agree. We should move it. I'm going to look it up. Yeah, let's make it Friday. find out.

There's got to be a reason, right?

Somebody has a reason.

And make it Friday.

Yes.

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