The long-necked beast

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not.

From one seismic event to another, we then discuss potential new evidence that the Loch Ness Monster exists and Doctor Lukey hears all about Pete’s latest ailments. No, we aren't ruling out an adder bite just yet.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Luke and Pete shop. My name is Pete Donaldson, one of that contingent.
0:16.8	I'm joined by Mr Luke Mill, you alright mate?
0:19.0	Yo, how's it going? Sweet beans, baby. Sweet beans indeed.
0:23.0	Luke, I'm not very well.
0:25.0	I've got again. I've got some more hurties.
0:29.0	What's going on this time? Too many sweet beans with the beans in the shower?
0:32.0	Too many sweet beans. I think I left out the beans in the sun, not on a radio yet, or now they've...
0:36.0	Oh Jesus.
0:37.0	They've necrotized.
0:38.0	You're not interested in jail, are you? You're still cooking food on the radio?
0:41.0	What are they going to let you out?
0:42.0	So I cooked my prison hooch just a little bit of...
0:45.0	A little, a couple of bits of fruit in a, in a polythene bag.
0:48.0	I've actually got a polythene bag full of, full of water. It looks very...
0:53.0	Interesting.
0:54.0	Oh yeah.
0:55.0	That's what I'm carrying around.
0:57.0	What's that, what's that all about, baby?
0:59.0	What's that all about?
1:00.0	Little freezer bag full of water, which used to be ice for my elbow.
1:05.0	I've really hurt, can you see my elbow?
1:07.0	What, it's really red.
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