The Lonesome Valley (The Valley Season 2 Part 3 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25) We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.1	Well, Josh Flagg was finally able to sell Heather DeBrow's piece of shit house.
0:11.1	He said it looked like shit after Terry and Heather demolished half of it,
0:14.6	but due to his prowess as a realtor, he was able to convince someone to fix that dump up.
0:20.2	Meanwhile, Terry and Heather are laughing all the
0:22.6	way to the bank that somebody bought that shit. But how much more money do those people truly need?
0:28.6	My name is Riley Hamilton and I'm joined by Amy Scarlotta and this is Turtle Time. Was there a sale price?
0:35.1	Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you want me to, oh, shit. Shit.
0:55.7	Hold on, hold on. Let me do what I never do. I should know better than to ask a follow up. Hold on. No, no, no. I got it. I got it. Josh Flagg announces that this piece of shit, I think it's a 170. Oh, no, offered at 175 million. I think this is it.
0:56.1	No, wait.
0:56.7	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:57.7	Oh, my God.
0:58.1	I'm sorry.
1:12.6	No. Oh, no, offered at 175 million. I think this is it. No, wait. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. No, just sold. Last offered at 19,995. But I don't know, I don't know if they say the sales price because maybe it looks hit, it makes him look like shit. If it said, I'll buy it for 18 million you know last offered ad okay I can dig into that I'm sure we can find that I'm sure I'm curious if they broke even or not
1:19.9	I don't remember what they bought it for me neither 19995 so 19 million 995 nice of them to give that five what is that 5,000 off to make it not 20
1:32.9	million but still I mean considering what kind of horrible stuff Heather and Terry did inside of
1:39.9	that thing like ripping up the pool and like do you remember like the walls and stuff were like, uh, like, moldy and stuff? I'm, I, I don't know. They just kind of left that in complete disarray. So I'm kind of proud of Josh Flagg for getting that thing in order. He's one of the best. He really is. And, you know, I guess I'll just be up front with everyone.
2:07.4	Now, Amy and I kind of spent our customary half hour researching all the news today.
2:08.3	Bravo-wise.
2:16.5	And I got to say, I'll admit it, there's not anything that even rises to what you would expect from Turtle Time.
2:22.1	Even with, you know, some of the worst news segments we've ever done, I mean, this is like the dregs.
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