The Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer: SNL to Chip ‘n Dale
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The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm always up before the birds and the kids. |
| 0:02.9 | Good thing Costa Express is always up too. |
| 0:07.0 | Early starts are easier with great coffee. |
| 0:09.7 | And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company. |
| 0:14.5 | Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep. |
| 0:17.2 | Oh, you legend. |
| 0:19.6 | Now that's a proper coffee. |
| 0:21.3 | Should kick in Justin Samfut, remember which end of the screwdriver to use. |
| 0:25.1 | Hmm. |
| 0:26.3 | Costa Express, quality coffee every time. |
| 0:31.9 | If you're a fan of songs like Dick in a Box, J in my pants or I'm on a boat |
| 0:37.8 | you are familiar |
| 0:39.1 | with the work of my guest |
| 0:40.6 | on this week's show |
| 0:41.8 | Oh shit |
| 0:45.1 | Get your towels ready |
| 0:46.9 | It's about to go down |
| 0:48.4 | Everybody in the place |
| 0:50.3 | hit the fucking deck |
| 0:51.6 | But stay on your |
| 0:53.0 | motherfucking toe We're running this let's go |
| 0:56.6 | i'm on a boat everybody look at me because i'm sailing on a boat i'm on a boat i'm on a boat |
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