The Lone Ranger - Caravan Of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
5 • 12.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
In 2013 Disney were still looking for the next Pirates of the Caribbean so they thought, alright fine. Let's again get Johnny Depp in a dumb hat and have him run about balancing on stuff to a Hans Zimmer score in a movie directed by Gore Verbinski. Oh and I guess Armie Hammer can be there also. The result was The Lone Ranger a movie with a couple of cancelled guys and some spectacular action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravanna Garbage, where we're looking at a bunch of classic movies, sorry, where we're looking at a bunch of movies that were meant to be classic movies for Disney, but they became massive classic bombs that bombed really hard. |
| 0:14.7 | You're really leaning heavily on classic there. |
| 0:17.0 | You don't like it? |
| 0:18.3 | If you don't like it, you can go. |
| 0:20.6 | Wait, you can't go. |
| 0:21.9 | Oh, if you put the option on the table. |
| 0:24.6 | Here I go. |
| 0:27.8 | Mason's twin brother, what are you doing here? |
| 0:30.6 | I'm here to say he quit forever. |
| 0:32.8 | Are you also quitting? |
| 0:34.0 | Yes. |
| 0:34.4 | Oh, no. |
| 0:35.9 | As far as we know, we don't have any more brothers. |
| 0:39.3 | So, please leave a like, because we're talking about... |
| 0:41.8 | Sometimes these skits should be, like, thematically based. |
| 0:44.8 | I was going to turn that into a clippy-cloppy situation. |
| 0:46.5 | They could have been good, yeah. |
| 0:47.5 | But we know we've gone with, I've got a twin brother who also doesn't want to work here. |
| 0:52.5 | Please leave a like for the Lone Ranger 2013. |
| 0:55.6 | It's a classic character, you might say. |
| 0:57.6 | Yes, I would say that, yeah. |
| 0:59.0 | And he's related to another classic character we've talked about before, |
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