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The Amelia Project

The Lockdown Tapes 3: Lampitt LC-62E

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

“But, I have you! It’s you and me. We’re in this together, and together we can… I’m talking to the tape recorder.” Episode 3 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes. With: Alan Burgon. Written by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. Note that these minisodes stand alone and do not follow on from the end of season 2. Would you like to interview the Interviewer? Join Patreon to get access to the next Cocoa Corner live stream! The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Transcripts: ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:16.4

Alvina, it's me. I've just discovered the most amazing thing. It's called Shaker and Spoon, and it's a subscription cocktail service. I can learn how to make hand-crafted cocktails right here at the office. From now on our Scrabble Knights will be even more fun. Every box comes with enough ingredients

0:21.8

to make three different cocktail recipes developed by world-class mixologists.

0:27.0

All I need to do is buy one bottle of that month's spirit, and I have all I need to make 12 drinks at home. That's seven for me and five for you.

0:37.0

And it's just 40 to 50 dollars per month plus the cost of the bottle.

0:41.0

That is much cheaper than Vove Kiko.

0:44.6

Unless we get Joey and Salvatore to rate a van again, of course.

0:48.4

Oh, and you can skip or cancel boxes any time.

0:52.1

My first shaker and spoonbox just arrived. What do you say we start

0:56.4

our Scrabble session a bit early? I'm already shaking.

1:00.3

P.S. Alvina, if you want your own set, you can get $20 off your first box at

1:07.2

Shaker and Spoon.com forward slash Amelia.

1:11.8

Do you also want your scrabble? forward slash Amelia.

1:17.0

Do you also want your Scrabble Knights to be even more fun? Well, as an Amelia listener, you can simply visit Shaker and Spoon.com slash Amelia and you will get $20 off any length subscription.

1:27.0

The discount will automatically be applied when you check out.

1:30.0

Host your first Amelia listening party or give a subscription to Shaker and Spoon as a gift to a friend or family member. Once more, that's Shaker and Spoon.com.

1:40.0

Amelia.

1:49.7

Hello it's Philip, a 40 of the lockdown here in Paris. Hope you're keeping safe and healthy and entertained and we're here to help with the latter.

1:56.2

This is episode three of the lockdown tapes. Hmm hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm hmm hmm a no mmm hmm okay mrrrrrrrr mr mr mrr mrr mrrr mrrr mrrr mrr mrrr mrrrr mrrr mrrr mrrr mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, ready.

2:13.0

Hmm.

2:14.0

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

2:17.0

U. Okay.

2:19.0

March, 2020.

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