5 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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In this LIVE record of Zetus Lepetus, Molly, Alan, and Max follow Lizzie McGuire as she lives her teen pop star dreams and exposes a delightfully untalented jerk for what he is.
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| 0:00.0 | If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time. |
| 0:02.8 | We'll be on it all the time. |
| 0:04.1 | He could walk to school by himself. She could see something, she shouldn't. He could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone. |
| 0:24.2 | Choose EECF. Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone. |
| 0:24.2 | Choose EEE safer Sims. |
| 0:25.7 | Only on the UK's best network. |
| 0:27.5 | To verify best network, see e.e.org.com. I'm Molly. |
| 0:41.9 | I'm Max. |
| 0:42.7 | I'm Alan. |
| 0:43.5 | And you're listening to Zetas Lapidus. |
| 0:45.5 | A Mammoth Club original podcast. |
| 0:49.2 | What's up all of you recent middle school graduates and or teenage Italian pop stars. I'm Alan. I'm a Molly. |
| 0:58.9 | Wow. And I'm upset that I'm supposed to believe she's in junior high. |
| 1:03.9 | Thank you. She's 15. She is 15. No, she's 16, I think. but I, like, she doesn't look like she's in junior high. |
| 1:13.4 | No, no, certainly. I literally, I was like. I thought we, maybe I'm bad at math. I thought I did the math. She's 80. She's an 87. |
| 1:18.9 | She's an 87 baby. |
| 1:20.0 | This is a 2003 movie. |
| 1:21.3 | I guess when they make it. |
| 1:22.2 | It was filmed in 2022. |
| 1:23.3 | Sure, sure, sure. |
| 1:24.2 | I watched Lizzie McGuire and I guess I was younger. |
| 1:28.1 | So everybody, but like, looking back, even, sure, sure. I watched Elizabeth McGuire, and I guess I was younger, so everybody, but like, looking back, even, I understand she's around the right age. She does not look like a junior high kid. Yeah, at least now the junior high kids I went to junior high with. Maybe kids just look young to me now. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. What do you think she looks too old or too young? |
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