The Liver King For Girls

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/@bncmap Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv This week, Brooke and Connor break down the wonders of the cottage cheese and mustard plate, what they would do if they ever met an alien, and Connor’s . Plus, they have a very special surprise for a very special project… Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Quince.com/bandc to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Try Truly Hard Seltzer today and see what the Lightly Fantastic life is all about. Please drink responsibly. On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Method Acting in a Parking Garage 1:02 Intro 1:36 Advice for When You Lose Your Car 2:40 Play the Damn Thing! 3:21 We Stand in Solidarity 4:10 Get These Shows on BROADWAY! 5:28 Where’s My Dad? 7:11 Brooke is GOING to Finding Nemo Jr. 7:57 You’re Gonna be a STAR, Kid 8:28 Corn Kid’s Downfall 9:05 Microdosing Where’s My Dad 10:04 Quince 12:18 Absolutely Vile Mukbangs 16:24 Baby Carrots & Seeing God 17:07 Sausage Squirts To-Go 20:37 The Magic Chew 22:16 Charcuterie Board’s Humble Beginnings 23:58 BetterHelp 25:38 We Forgot We Were Podcasting 26:20 Housekeeping! 26:59 B&C Make a Pizza Sneak Preview 27:52 Sub to the New Channel! 30:22 Connor’s Action-Packed Weekend 30:44 The Need for Seed 31:16 Everyone Looks Like Jack Martin 31:53 Throwing Up at Workout Class 32:46 Truly Hard Seltzer 34:42 Cowboy Boots ON for Country Night 36:42 One Glass of the House Milk Please 37:37 Giddy at the OC Fair 38:26 Midland vs Morgan Wallen 38:46 Zipper Free-For-All 40:03 Sucked Off by the Abduction Zone 42:18 Starfishing 44:05 DOH! 45:32 Standing on the Y-Axis 46:20 Tinder 47:51 MGK Could NEVER 49:24 The World Needs to Know About Brooke’s Weekend 50:01 Double Booked & Fuming 52:29 Crying on Frankie Grande’s Shoulder 53:59 Post-Gummy Gas Leak 55:44 Darren Chris in Concert 57:29 Maturing with the Concert Experience 58:21 Reclaiming Negative Associations 59:28 Unintentional Drunk Merch Promo 1:00:20 Shfifty Five Flashback 1:01:02 Sensei Teaches Connor a Lesson 1:02:49 UFO Live Hearing is TOO Live 1:03:44 Beauty Standards For Aliens 1:05:06 UFO Updates 1:05:43 Accidental WhistleBlower 1:06:31 Vegas UFO Crash Lore 1:08:48 Ethically Clout Chasing Aliens 1:09:28 Heading to Close Friends! 1:10:55 Leaving Off with Jeremy Strong 1:12:07 THIS WEEK on Close Friends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At TFL, we're making journeys safer for everyone, and that includes improving safety on London's roads.
0:07.4	That's why we and London boroughs are lowering more speed limits to 20 miles per hour,
0:12.3	because 20 miles per hour roads have already reduced collisions resulting in deaths
0:16.6	or serious injuries by 24 percent. That is how we're making journeys in London safer and brighter
0:23.6	for everyone. Search TFL Improvement Plan to the Mayor of London and TFL every journey matters.
0:30.6	Where's my dad? I'm all alone. I do think I would be a good actress, because in that moment,
0:38.2	I'm like, where's my dad? Where the hell's my dad? I literally like method that's so hard,
0:43.4	that song, and any other song, really, I can put myself in their shoes. Well, yeah, because how
0:47.9	often day-to-day do you think, I'm way too small to be here alone? That's every other thought.
0:55.4	When I'm in a parking garage, I can't find my car. I'm on my hands in these fists on the ground.
1:01.6	Where's my dad? I'm all alone. Can I get that little boy? Can a car get towed from a parking garage?
1:13.9	Yes, it can. No, it can. There's an eight foot limit when you drive in. There's gotta be tow trucks
1:23.0	for that specifically. No, there's not. There's just one really strong man.
1:40.0	Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to M-A-P? I'm ready to pee.
1:45.8	Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own, and it's awesome.
1:50.5	Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.
1:59.2	Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just gonna dive right in today.
2:06.1	Every time I drive past the Beverly Center, I think of you losing your car in that parking lot and
2:10.8	having to sleep over at my house, because you just couldn't find it. I was crying. I know. Yeah,
2:15.5	I was crying. Oh, that was sweet. Yeah, it was, it was special. I had tweeted. I said
2:22.4	feeling super vulnerable right now. Does anyone have any hacks to finding your car in a parking
2:27.3	garage? By the way, found it the next day. The next day. I went back and I swallowed my pride and
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