The Live Podcast with Alec Mapa

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

After much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience and lived to tell about it. They talked about getting too high the night before, how Reality Winner is the real news since the Comey Hearings didn't start until the next day (fail!), before being joined by "the George Clooney of comedians," Alec Mapa - to talk about Kathy Griffin and the joys of beheading. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Oh-huh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics. America's gotten kind of white, but we're not gonna let it go down like that.
0:08.0	Cause we got a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast. We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack.
0:16.9	That's why it's a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast.
0:21.7	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit.
0:25.5	That's what she really does each time.
0:27.5	It's all shit, it's all shit.
0:29.5	I mean, are we gonna die?
0:33.5	I don't know.
0:35.5	It's usually pretending to be strong with us, by the way, in the recording.
0:39.5	Oh, this shit is bananas B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S. This shit is trumpet. Oh my god.
0:45.5	R-U-M-P-A-N-S. What?
0:49.5	I don't know. I don't even know.
0:51.5	I gotta put a little plus.
0:53.5	Oh my god. Thank you all for coming out to our very first taping of live dumb gay politics.
0:59.5	It's this crazy, right?
1:01.5	Welcome to dumb gay politics.
1:03.5	I'm Julie.
1:05.5	And I'm Brandy.
1:07.5	And here we are.
1:09.5	My back pockets filled with makeup and I'm gonna pull it out whenever I feel weird and put it on and look at myself.
1:13.5	We are, that's right.
1:15.5	We are taping this like it's a real podcast.
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