Hey, everybody, Wizard and the Bruiser and page 7 are going back on the road this summer.

That's right, release the Butthole Cut tour returns.

Where are we going, Jake?

Oh, you can find us in Salt Lake City, Denver, Las Vegas, Portland, Tacoma, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and St. Louis, Missouri.

Last Podcast Network.com for tickets.

Go to Last Podcast Network.com.

For page 7 and Wizard of the Bruiser present, release the butthole cut tour.

Great. Oh, you poor unfortunate cells. Oh, you poor unfortunate souls.

It's your wizard, Holden McNeely.

And it is I'm on, your very appropriate accented crab, Sebastian.

The noot play, the food, the cart play the heart, the bass, the bass, the sounding the sharp, the bass play the brass, the chub played the tub, the fluke is the duke of soul ah everyone loves it

wow jake uh incredible uh and you're a bruiser and you're jake yong and we have a guest today

Caribbean crab man oh right we gotta just You ain't got no legs, girl.

Just shoulder past it so hard.

All right.

Good Lord here.

We've got Ed Larson, our resident Disney expert, here to talk about the little mermaid.

I love Aerials.

Aerials is a great lady who lives in the seas and she has a

dingle hoppers. I could do buddy hack it. I'm a horny priest. I'm a horny priest. Someone keeps that

priest away from my friend Ariel. We're going to debunk this priest boner by the way.

You know, just an artifact of the JPE of the VHS era. But that castle boner on the VHS cover is real. That was put there. I've seen it with my own eyes. There is zero chance it's an accident. I don't care what Snopes.com says. That is a fallace. Yeah, that's a penis on the cover for sure. But, you know, they didn't have balls.

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