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🗓️ 4 February 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right. So I am now experiencing the joy of orthodontics in my 30s. So I never had braces as a kid, |
0:09.1 | which is why I have a palate expander in my mouth right now. Has this affected your marriage? |
0:16.0 | Not yet, but it's literally 36 hours old. That's good. You know what? |
0:21.0 | It's Friday night. |
0:21.8 | You just want to have some fried food and bloat on the couch. Not every night is for 11. We've been married for four years now. It's more like I'm going to leave the room and fart then. I mean, as long as you're still leaving the room, that's romance. That is. That's true. I've always thought that true love was the unquestioning acceptance of another's flatulence. |
0:21.4 | I will never find love. |
0:22.7 | I can't believe that true love was the unquestioning acceptance of another's |
0:37.7 | flatulence. I will never find love. I can't believe that I said flatulence without a problem. |
0:42.8 | Flatulence does not have any difficult sounds for me right now. Anyway, listeners, the point is, |
0:48.2 | this is real. I do have a pallet expander in my mouth right now. So if it sounds like I have a |
0:53.4 | mouthful of rocks during this podcast, stop being so mean. |
0:57.1 | I'm doing my best. |
0:57.8 | It's cute. |
0:58.3 | You sound like one of the kids from Little Rascals. |
1:01.1 | You're like the gay little rascal. |
1:04.6 | What would his name have been? |
1:06.6 | Lance. |
1:06.9 | Sally. All right. |
1:23.5 | Hey, I'm Paul. |
1:26.1 | And I'm Erica. And this is That Aged Well. |
1:46.2 | Yesterday's pop culture today. Oh, Erica, this is an exciting day. It is. It's an exciting day for that aged well, listeners. We, for the very first time, have a guest. Ooh. Is it Beyonce? She was going to come. Uh-huh. And then at the last minute she texted me and said, I'm so sorry, but I'm stuck in the elevator. |
1:47.2 | Oh, no. You know, dot, dot, dot, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. You know what that's code for. Yeah. Explosive diarrhea. Exactly. Oh, poor bag. I know. I wonder if she went to Taco Bell. Probably. Panda Express. something like that |
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