This is the music I selected for the Christmas play.

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

Don't talk to me about Christmas, will you?

Or that sticky, phony goodwill?

I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy.

And Sherry.

I'm Mrs. Claus.

No wonder he only leaves home once a year.

And now, broadcasting from our beautifully decorated,

toasty, warm Bob and Cherry studios.

It's Bob and Cherry.

Happy Cyber Monday, everybody.

Show of hands.

Who cannot eat one more bite of Thanksgiving leftovers?

Oh, my God.

Leftovers are my favorite thing because when you cook, you lose your appetite, but even I'm kind of done with it. So happy Cyber Monday. I want to

kick the show off by telling you guys, I'm always saying that you got to be so careful when you

buy something online because you don't know. if you don't like check the web address

and double triple check that everything's spelled right so yesterday my my youngest of course was

home for Thanksgiving break and yesterday before going back to school I'm down and we're chatting

and Carrie was all upset she's been ripped off by a website.

And I was like, what do you mean? How do you know you've been ripped off by a website?

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