The list of top 10 states with the highest STD rates has been released

And I know you're wondering

This is the rate per capita because you can't measure, it would be apples and oranges if you measured big states versus small states.

It is the likelihood per capita that a state has an STD.

And we'll count down from the top 10 to number one. The top 10 most

STD infected state is Arizona. Number nine is Arkansas.

Number eight is North Carolina. What's going on in North Carolina? I know I understand

sex Ramon. That was a rhetorical rhetorical question.

What's going on in North Carolina?

What's going on in the Carolinas?

They're going to come up again.

Number eight was North Carolina.

Number seven, Alabama. They must have been really excited about winning all

those football games. Number six South Carolina.

Number five, Georgia. I guess they got a lot more than just their state on their mind.

Number four, Alaska.

You would sort of expect that because there's not a lot else going on in Alaska.

Number three, South Dakota.

By the way, home of governor... three South Dakota.

By the way, home of Governor Christie Noam, Ramon, have you seen this picture of

Christie Noam that's been all over Twitter lately?

She's wearing the cowboy hat and a camo tank top.

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