All right, at least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long.

That's my opinion!

You will never emotionally fulfill you.

Because I don't want to be a part of it.

Go to sleep!

Close your legs to marry me in trash bops.

I'll tell you how I'm doing.

Not well, bitch.

Who gonna check me, Boo?

Welcome to Morley Corrupt.

I am Rachel Lindsay.

This is the news version of our show where I am normally joined by Chelsea Stark Jones,

but somebody decided to pop in today.

I'm shocked that you were here, by the way. I'm surprised that you decided. I'm shocked that you decided to pop in today. I'm shocked that you were here, by the way.

I'm surprised that you decided. I'm shocked that you decided to pop in today. The voice you're hearing is Justin Sylvester, who came today to be messy. Now, all day. I didn't call on you, okay? You just popped up, and you really popped up to shame me, okay? Nobody asked you to come in here and tell my personal business. This is Bravo News, not Rachel Lindsay News.

Well, let me tell you something.

Once you put it on the internet, it is all fair, bitch. Just know that. So the minute that yo ass, by the way, didn't say what I hate, okay? I hate when somebody is like, I'm not going to go chella, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm too doing it. And I'm like, Gucci, okay, I'm staying home too. And show enough, Thursday before it hit, she was like, I got a ticket. I think I'm going to go. I think is what I said. You're right. Thursday I got the ticket. Friday night, I decided to. But in my defense, it was my friend's birthday. She'd come in down from New York. We were trying to get tickets. It all happened. It's crazy how we manifested a place to stay. We all got her to. I still have my pass on. You said. You're too old for that. You are in a corporate environment. No, you know why I saw my pass off? Because literally, I might even still smell like Coachella. By the dust is still on me. You guys, you can't even see her. She looked like she just got in a fight with Queen Latifah and set it off. Like she got put in that jail and she got in a fight with Queen Lativa. Who wanted... Who wanted with Lean? Yeah.

Who wanted with Lean? I love that movie. I love that movie. Who wanted with Lean? First off, unless you want to go round for round. Let's go lick for lick. Stop. I tried to get you to come with me. By the way, I almost went. I tried. I tried and get you to go with me. I said, hey, I'm loading up the car.

Come on.

Come on.

Let me take the problem.

Let me take the car.

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