Hello, everybody, welcome back to another brand new episode of The casual criminalist.

I, as always, am your host Simon in this episode today.

We're looking at the liquid Matthew murder, which I initially, I immediately think,

because if you're new here, I know nothing about whatever about to read.

The glorious scriptwriter for this channel, Calamans, put them together.

It feels like a very short script. This will be a very short episode.

I'm sorry, I know you guys like the long episodes, but that's what we have today.

I've never read this before. That's what I was trying to say.

I immediately just jumped to dissolve the bodies.

So I know it's going to be unpleasant. I have no idea if that's what this is about.

We'll read it and find out together.

Won't we? Thank you to Calam for writing it, of course.

Thank you to Jen for doing all the production work afterwards.

And thank you to me for reading it.

I have the easiest job of all three of us.

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