The Lion King vs. The Loin King
Girls on Porn
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4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Who does the Lion sleep with tonight? In this very special episode twist, the girls watch the new live action remake of "The Lion King" to prepare for the porn parody: "The Loin King". This instant classic features such songs as “Hot Cum on My Ta-Tas” and “Can You Feel My Muff Tonight?”. Ain't no worries, for the rest of your lays...
The Loin King: https://woodrocket.com/videos/the-loin-king
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| 0:00.0 | This is our porn review podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | Welcome to girls on porn. I'm Rachel. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Laura. And we love porn. |
| 0:10.0 | This is our porn review podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | We talk about what we love and we roast what we hate |
| 0:14.8 | Helping you find hot ethical just plain better porn for your spank bank and we're looking at |
| 0:19.9 | Everything Everything. This topic is the lion king. |
| 0:34.0 | So listen, this is a very special episode. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah, of girls on porn. |
| 0:39.0 | Should we out our friend that suggested this? |
| 0:41.0 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:42.0 | Our friend Dan. Sexes us out of the blow and just said you based on the trailers alone. |
| 0:48.0 | Got a hot pitch for you. Yeah, I got hot pitch for you. You should do an episode just determining which is a more |
| 0:54.1 | faithful remake of the Lion King the live action remake or the loin king |
| 0:59.6 | parody from Wood Rocket well he wasn't that specific. We just we know that. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. So we credit the porn photographer. |
| 1:07.0 | Wood Rocket is known for doing these amazing porn parodies and they are pretty great with their timing. They crank them out fast |
| 1:17.0 | all the relevant and like a squeeze of this hit out to the wire while this is just barely still |
| 1:21.3 | in theaters. |
| 1:29.0 | They had a Lion King porn parody come out this summer called the Loin King. Yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | Just to coincide with the theatrical release of John Favreau's live action remake, |
| 1:35.0 | The Lion King, starring Donald Glover and Beyonce. |
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