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The Lion King (2019)

Bald Move Prestige

Bald Move

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.5942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Jim and A.Ron have seen the "live-action" remake of The Lion King, but why? Why was this film made? I mean, we know the rea$on$ The Mouse is jamming this joyless attempt at cinema down our throats, but really, why? A stellar vocal cast can't even come close to making it worth it. It's hard to think of a more pointless endeavor, and it's \all down hill after the cold open. Stay at home, save your money, and put on your best copy of the original on your biggest screen and crank up the sound. Enough with this pretender. Long live the original King! We'll be back next week to rinse this rancid wildebeast from our mouths with the taste of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood! This podcast is an abridged version of the full, spoiler-filled discussion available only to our club members. Check out our Club Bald Move page to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content! Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Join the discussion: Email | Forums | Facebook | Twitter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello everybody welcome to another first run bald movie I'm your host a run and I'm Jim and tonight we are here to talk about Disney's latest live action cash grab

0:10.3

the Lion King directed by John Favreau, and you know, I never would have guessed that the man who breathed life into a multi-billion dollar franchise by taking a third-tier marvel property like Iron Man and

0:25.2

taking passion for the source material.

0:28.9

I never thought that he would have brought that same passion to the Lion King.

0:32.4

And you know what, I was right.

0:34.7

Because, in my opinion, this movie is like the most,

0:38.8

of all the pointless Disney remakes,

0:41.4

this is the most pointless and the one that comes off the shabbiest compared to its

0:46.1

source material. Jim what did you think and then maybe talk about your personal relationship

0:51.2

with the Lion King of any?

0:52.8

So I think that John Favreau had quite the passion for the source material

0:57.6

because he just recycled it.

0:59.7

And not in like the way where you, I don't know, take something you have that's old and fashion

1:05.9

into something new that's useful in a different way. This was the Lion King. Like this is the most Lion King, Lion King movie outside of the Lion King.

1:16.7

I mean, the thing is, it's like it's the Lion King, only all of the animals were injected

1:22.2

to the Botox.

1:23.5

Yeah, it's a new style of animation.

1:26.2

That's the only thing that was different about this movie in any way.

1:30.3

Right.

1:31.3

There's one hint of a new song. None of the plot points are any different than the Lion King you remember from 94

1:37.1

It's all the same it's just a it's just this across the board worse version. Yeah and completely like you said unnecessary I think this is like the thing I liked about Aladdin is they kind of took it a direction and modernized it updated it.

1:49.5

Yeah the problem the the parts are a little creaky and little stale where we

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