The LinkedIn Derby
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Those Qarabağ boys didn't go down without a fight! Newcastle already had one foot in the round of 16, which allowed Eddie Howe to give Nick Woltemade a run out in midfield. It wasn't pretty, but I guess it kind of worked?
Pete tells Marcus and Jim why Newcastle need to be patient with big Nick. Plus, Bodø/Glimt deliver a huge shock as they knock Sporting Clube de Inter Milan out of the Champions League, Joe Hart becomes a coach for a day, and Snoop Dogg leaves a stench in the Swansea City tunnel.
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| 0:00.0 | Come see me in the morning, can't you see? |
| 0:02.1 | I'm telling stories, everybody. |
| 0:03.6 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.8 | Newcastle and Bodo Glipp March on in the Champions League. |
| 0:08.4 | It's Wednesday, 25th affair by Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.5 | I'm Jim Campbell and I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:25.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:26.5 | Good to have you with us. |
| 0:28.3 | What a beautiful day in the kingdom, Jim. |
| 0:30.9 | Hey, make the most of it. |
| 0:32.0 | The rain will be back soon. |
| 0:36.3 | I threw away a lot of jumpers last night. |
| 0:36.9 | Yes. |
| 0:37.5 | In a fit of gay abandon. I was like, fuck it. I'm getting my shorts night. Yes. And I was like, |
| 0:38.7 | I was like, |
| 0:39.3 | fuck it, |
| 0:53.3 | I'm getting my shorts out. Yes. I'm putting it in the cupboard. Yes. And I'm going to throw away a load of, let's face it, shirts that don't fit me anymore. And some jumpers as well. So I sod off winter. It's springtime. Did the jumpers need to go anyway? or have you just had enough of winter? |
| 0:54.3 | I've just had enough of winter. |
| 0:56.6 | I'm, you know, dress for the season you want. |
| 0:57.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.9 | And I'm going to be dressing like a postman for the next five weeks. That said, I am going to Moldova tomorrow, which is zero degrees. So you stompin, stumping, you threw your jumpers away. Do you mean you put them in a suit, okay? |
| 1:12.4 | Please tell me you put them in a shirt. No, I threw them away and then found some thermals I'd do. Great. I'm going to go like that. What are you doing in Moldova? Don't hang in out. Jim. I want to go to Transnitria, which is a place. Oh, yes. It's not covered by any. So like a disputed area, so hopefully I don't think so. |
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