The Line For The Circular Saw In The Lumber Department at Home Depot

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all-- including the bros-- back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is singer-songwriter and composer Michael Penn! They chat about public restroom precautions, glamping in a tiny house, and Michael's collection of unusual musical instruments. Paul is then joined by Stephanie Courtney, Michael Oosterom, and Little Janet Varney to improvise a story set in The Line For The Circular Saw In The Lumber Department at Home Depot. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, April 2nd! Pauls special guest will be Grant-Lee Phillips and his improvisors will be Stephanie Courtney, Colleen Smith and Gary Anthony Williams! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT416

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0:00.0	Welcome
0:03.3	Welcome
0:05.0	Trying to get more energy out the top
0:08.2	Welcome
0:08.6	Woo
0:10.8	Welcome to all of you
0:13.9	Bros
0:15.2	Welcome, welcome Bros
0:17.2	I've never welcomed the bros before
0:19.9	Next week I think you know who I'm going to welcome I'm going to welcome. Welcome, bros. I've never welcomed the bros before.
0:23.4	Next week, I think you know who I'm going to welcome.
0:27.5	There is a specific order.
0:33.3	You know what I don't like about that expression,
0:34.4	Bros before hoes. Well, let's start with a positive. Great rhyme. Okay. bros before hose.
0:39.5	Well, let's start with a positive.
0:40.6	Great rhyme.
0:44.5	It checks out.
0:48.2	It's simple.
0:49.8	It's to the point.
0:51.8	It's easy to remember.
0:53.2	Those are all on the plus side.
0:56.5	Now, we've got to get into that minus column.
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